you could have added... 'think Netball, or Basketball'... but using feet ...yep, I had a really curious, brand new AFL convert ask me about STAND!
I started to explain it on face value, and gave up a after a few words,
and said 'its just a complete load of *smile*, farcical, blight on the game that everyone hates; players, coaches, umpires, fans, and the bloke who thought it up, so they could run more ads, was on a secret 7 figure salary and everybody hates him'
'oh, that's weird' she goes