(Edit: I haven't seen this since 2020 but assuming nothing has changed).
This is your MO. Claim some some sort of first hand or inside knowledge but also have an escape clause like the above. And supported by a smugness that is scarcely deserved.
One has to assume you were a crap masseuse because you certainly love rubbing people up the wrong way.
What utter *smile* how is it not reasonable to let everyone know he hasnt seen it in 3 years when he explains the system things do change
Youve just got a hard on for the bloke for some reason