I think the guarantee only kicks in if Richmond make it,
even though I reckon we will,
I think its premature to be scrapping over tix after 1 round?
But if it does come down to a cull, I think our cattle farming heroes, the men and women of the land, particularly those who bring your steaks and Bolognese to your table,
should be given a corporate box with 4m2 per brave farmer, with unlimited crowns and pies.
maybe room passes, a guard of honour and be invited to sing in a beef farmers chorus with Guns n Roses at the after party?