Parody Religions (Now with TCOLDE)

[evo]

welcome brother t74-Spread the word.

 

[Panthera tigris FC]

As long as I get first dips on the ring of power, I'm in.

It is precious to me. >

 

[Tiger74]

As long as I get first dips on the ring of power, I'm in.

It is precious to me. >

Dont make jokes about Panthera loving rings........

 

[Stripes]

I'm definitely down too. Do we get surgery on our ears or do we use plastic ones?

We're pretty modern.You can wear whatever ears you wish.

I really think it could be a goer.

-It already has a massive flock
-Quality supportive literature
-a well made movie proving it's validty
-Impressive merchandising
-dedicated conventions
-world wide appeal.
-High profile devotees,willing to spread the faith
-It's compassionate
-It seeks no quibble with rival faiths

-A religion of peace.

Don't be the last person on your block to join,places are going fast!

Sounds great, I'm in! I even have my own pixie ears and feathered wings!! (seriously :-[)

 

[evo]

Sounds great, I'm in! I even have my own pixie ears and feathered wings!! (seriously :-[)

I'm sure they are very fetching.

We don't discriminate against wings,in fact we encourage it.Our devotees are taught to soar to their true potential.

Did you know Huxley was one of our founding fathers? Lewis Caroll too,man was he a tripper.

Our intellectual credibility expands daily.

 

[jayfox]

Sounds great, I'm in! I even have my own pixie ears and feathered wings!! (seriously :-[)

I'm sure they are very fetching.

We don't discriminate against wings,in fact we encourage it.Our devotees are taught to soar to their true potential.

Did you know Huxley was one of our founding fathers? Lewis Caroll too,man was he a tripper.

Our intellectual credibility expands daily.

Take your pixie ears and feathered wings over to the 'parody religions' thread.

 

[evo]

Take your pixie ears and feathered wings over to the 'parody religions' thread.

Next order of buisness is to sue jayfox for religious vilification.Careful mate,we have good lawyers too!

 

[Tiger74]

Take your pixie ears and feathered wings over to the 'parody religions' thread.

Next order of buisness is to sue jayfox for religious vilification.Careful mate,we have good lawyers too!

:cutelaugh relax Jay, just a little Friday arvo chilling out (and this thread needs it some times : )

 

[Tiger Attack]

wtf?

:-\

 

[evo]

wtf?

:-\

It was inevitable our religion would be relegated to that of parody.

Damn those atheists seeking logic and truth!

 

[Stripes]

Sounds great, I'm in! I even have my own pixie ears and feathered wings!! (seriously :-[)

I'm sure they are very fetching.

We don't discriminate against wings,in fact we encourage it.Our devotees are taught to soar to their true potential.

Did you know Huxley was one of our founding fathers? Lewis Caroll too,man was he a tripper.

Our intellectual credibility expands daily.

I knew Huxley was and I'm very enlighted to discover Lewis Caroll is too. ;D

 

[Stripes]

Take your pixie ears and feathered wings over to the 'parody religions' thread.

Now now brother Jayfox. Jealously (and pity) is a sign of weakness in our faith. Fortuantely I have 2 pairs so you can have the other one.

 

[Tiger Attack]

i have a red nose :-[

 

[jb03]

I'm definitely down too. Do we get surgery on our ears or do we use plastic ones?

We're pretty modern.You can wear whatever ears you wish.

I really think it could be a goer.

-It already has a massive flock
-Quality supportive literature
-a well made movie proving it's validty
-Impressive merchandising
-dedicated conventions
-world wide appeal.
-High profile devotees,willing to spread the faith
-It's compassionate
-It seeks no quibble with rival faiths

-A religion of peace.

Don't be the last person on your block to join,places are going fast!

While they are all positives the Elves are in fact a pretty soft race. In LOTR they in fact basically wanted nothing to do with the whole good v evil stoush (Legolas aside). Would need a harder edge before I'd consider joining.

 

[Disco08]

We're as tough as they come. ;D

 

[jb03]

We're as tough as they come. ;D

Can't make out that picture Disco, you implying there are some elves (or elfs if you like) in that picture?

 

[Disco08]

Yeah, that whole line on the left is elves. That's evo and pantera right there man.

I changed the picture to link to a bigger one so you can see us in all our glory.

 

[jb03]

Yeah, that whole line on the left is elves. That's evo and pantera right there man.

I changed the picture to link to a bigger one so you can see us in all our glory.

Looks to me like they are just standing there as though there fate is sealed. Soft.

 

[Anduril]

Soft? Soft? You calling Elrond, Turin, Gil-galad soft? Off to Mordor with you.
And what is LOTR doing in the parody thread? It's real.

 

[jayfox]

Take your pixie ears and feathered wings over to the 'parody religions' thread.

Now now brother Jayfox. Jealously (and pity) is a sign of weakness in our faith. Fortuantely I have 2 pairs so you can have the other one.

Never! It actually sounds like a bit of a nerdy religion anyway! ;D