The AFL have today clarified the reasoning behind the new Man on the Mark rule change.
From a tropical desert isle somewhere, the AFLs Gilligan announced that commencing in 2022 a new penalty will be imposed on clubs that exceed a threshold number of 50 metre penalties in a game. The penalty, which is understood to impact the live game and also demand a hefty fine, is to be introduced in an attempt to recapture the glory days of Australian Rules Football.
"Look, the game is stuffed", he said "and we need to do something to create excitement for the distracted kiddies, tweens, teens, and wannabe influencers. We will do this by creating a Selfie Supergoal and employing well known youtubers, insta stars, and Tiktoked elite, to throw out wads of cash into the crowd while performing their best known moves. Full credit to SHocker. This is his baby and I love it."
Gilligan advised that the initial crowd cash would be secured from financial penalties imposed upon clubs and players for spurious breaches of code in season 2021. "The executive have decided to funnel our end of year slush fund into as good a cause to get this up and running. They understand that it will be for only this season until the penalty money starts rolling in. It will be self funding about mid-way through next year.'
The Selfie Supergoal will allow a whole Bay to jump the fence and pose with their designated favourite Supergoal Player as he attempts to sink a 20 point goal from the Centre Square. With drool running down his chin and glassed over eyes Gilligan proclaimed, "Can you see it? It will be just like when Plugger booted his 13 Hundredth goal! I need a lie down, I'm feeling giddy."
Club CEO's were approached for comment but were unavailable. They are expected to be fully supportive.
From a tropical desert isle somewhere, the AFLs Gilligan announced that commencing in 2022 a new penalty will be imposed on clubs that exceed a threshold number of 50 metre penalties in a game. The penalty, which is understood to impact the live game and also demand a hefty fine, is to be introduced in an attempt to recapture the glory days of Australian Rules Football.
"Look, the game is stuffed", he said "and we need to do something to create excitement for the distracted kiddies, tweens, teens, and wannabe influencers. We will do this by creating a Selfie Supergoal and employing well known youtubers, insta stars, and Tiktoked elite, to throw out wads of cash into the crowd while performing their best known moves. Full credit to SHocker. This is his baby and I love it."
Gilligan advised that the initial crowd cash would be secured from financial penalties imposed upon clubs and players for spurious breaches of code in season 2021. "The executive have decided to funnel our end of year slush fund into as good a cause to get this up and running. They understand that it will be for only this season until the penalty money starts rolling in. It will be self funding about mid-way through next year.'
The Selfie Supergoal will allow a whole Bay to jump the fence and pose with their designated favourite Supergoal Player as he attempts to sink a 20 point goal from the Centre Square. With drool running down his chin and glassed over eyes Gilligan proclaimed, "Can you see it? It will be just like when Plugger booted his 13 Hundredth goal! I need a lie down, I'm feeling giddy."
Club CEO's were approached for comment but were unavailable. They are expected to be fully supportive.