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...and another 8)

Werewolves Of London - Warren Zevon

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand,
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain.
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's,
Going to get a big dish of beef chow mein.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!

You hear him howling around your kitchen door,
You better not let him in.
Little old lady got mutilated late last night,
Werewolves of London again.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo! Huh!

He's the hairy handed gent who ran amok in Kent,
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair.
You better stay away from him,
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim,
Huh! I'd like to meet his tailor.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen,
Doing the Werewolves of London.
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen,
Doing the Werewolves of London.
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's,
And his hair was perfect.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Huh! Draw blood!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London...
 
While they played the majority of their hits (notable exceptions being Tojo and Generation Gap) their performance was a little off in my opinion. They seemed intent on having big guitar finishes to a lot of the songs, which detracted from the pleasue of hearing those songs. I like a song to finish the way it's supposed to.

They also finished with a couple of songs no-one in the crowd knew which left the whole evening a bit flat. Don't get me wrong though, they were great to see and brought back plenty of great memories.

From memory (in no particular order):

I Want You Back
I Was A Kamikaze Pilot
Bittersweet
My Girl
Leilani
Like Wow-Wipeout
Good Times
Party Machine
She
What's My Scene (went off...)
Come Anytime
Miss Freelove '69
1000 Miles Away
The Right Time
Form A Circle
Judgement Day
Waking Up Tired
All I Know
Be My Guru

plus a couple I've forgotten.

7/10
 
Tigers of Old said:
...and another 8)

Werewolves Of London - Warren Zevon

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand,
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain.
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's,
Going to get a big dish of beef chow mein.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!

You hear him howling around your kitchen door,
You better not let him in.
Little old lady got mutilated late last night,
Werewolves of London again.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo! Huh!

He's the hairy handed gent who ran amok in Kent,
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair.
You better stay away from him,
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim,
Huh! I'd like to meet his tailor.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Ahwooooo!

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen,
Doing the Werewolves of London.
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen,
Doing the Werewolves of London.
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's,
And his hair was perfect.
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London, Huh! Draw blood!
Ahhwooooo... Werewolves of London...

I took the family to London last year and my two boys and I wanted to find Lee Ho Fook's. So we wandered down to Soho and looked around for Chinatown and there it was. In the window was a plaque, "Lee Ho Fook's, as made famous in the song by Warren Zevon."

The boys and I went inside and shared a plate of Beef Chow Mein.

Now there is a song!
 
'Lawyers Guns and Money' was always my favourite Zevon song.Absolute gem.

Punk number.

:crazy

Bad Religion -Stranger than Fiction


A febrile shocking violent smack
The children are hoping for a heart attack,
Tonight the windows are watching,
The streets all conspire,
And the lamppost cant stop crying,
If I could fly high above the world,
Would I see a bunch of living dots spell the world stupidity? ,
Or would I see hungry lover homicides,
Loving brother suicides,
And olly olly oxenfrees,
Who pickaside and hide

The world is scratching at my door,
My morning papers got the scores,
The human interest stories, and the obituary

Cockroach naps and rattling traps,
How many devils can you fit upon a match head? ,
Caringosity killed the kerouac cat,
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction

In my alley around the corner,
Theres a wino with feathered shoulders,
And a spirit giving head for crack and hell never want it back,
Theres a little kid and his family eating crackers like thanksgiving
And a pack of wild desperados scornful of living

The worlds is scratching at my door....

Cradle for a cat, wolfe looks back,
How many angels can you fit upon a match?
I want to know why hemingway cracked,
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction

Life is the crummiest book I ever read,
There isnt a hook, just a lot of cheap shots,
Pictures to shock and characters an amateur would never dream up
 
Freezer said:
While they played the majority of their hits (notable exceptions being Tojo and Generation Gap) their performance was a little off in my opinion. They seemed intent on having big guitar finishes to a lot of the songs, which detracted from the pleasue of hearing those songs.

Geez I hate big guitar finishes, its so self indulgent. Always makes me think they're trying to wind down the clock. I'd rather they played the song as we all remembered it and whack another song in the set.
 
evo said:
'Lawyers Guns and Money' was always my favourite Zevon song.Absolute gem.

Great book too. >:D

God Save the Queen - Sex Pistols

God save the queen her fascist regime
It made you a moron a potential h bomb !

God save the queen she aint no human being
There is no future in englands dreaming

Dont be told what you want dont be told what you need
Theres no future no future no future for you

God save the queen we mean it man (God save window leen)
We love our queen God saves (God save... human beings)

God save the queen cos tourists are money
And our figurehead is not what she seems
Oh God save history God save your mad parade
Oh lord God have mercy all crimes are paid

When theres no future how can there be sin
Were the flowers in the dustbin
Were the poison in your human machine
Were the future your future

God save the queen we mean it man
There is no future in englands dreaming

No future for you no future for me
No future no future for you... :guitar
 
Freezer said:
While they played the majority of their hits (notable exceptions being Tojo and Generation Gap) their performance was a little off in my opinion. They seemed intent on having big guitar finishes to a lot of the songs, which detracted from the pleasue of hearing those songs. I like a song to finish the way it's supposed to.

They also finished with a couple of songs no-one in the crowd knew which left the whole evening a bit flat. Don't get me wrong though, they were great to see and brought back plenty of great memories.

From memory (in no particular order):

I Want You Back
I Was A Kamikaze Pilot
Bittersweet
My Girl
Leilani
Like Wow-Wipeout
Good Times
Party Machine
She
What's My Scene (went off...)
Come Anytime
Miss Freelove '69
1000 Miles Away
The Right Time
Form A Circle
Judgement Day
Waking Up Tired
All I Know
Be My Guru

plus a couple I've forgotten.

7/10
Was at that gig also Freezer. Agree that they seemed a little off and the encore was rubbish, however as a huge fan I loved it. Unfortunately my friends who weren't fans were decidely less impressed.
 
These boys were way before their time - fairly appropriate lyrics. Sorry if it's been done before.

THE CALL - THE WALLS CAME DOWN

Well they blew the horns
And the walls came down
They'd all been warned
And the walls came down
They just stood there laughing
They're not laughing anymore
The walls came down

Sanctuary fades
Congregation splits
Nightly military raids
The congregation splits
It's a song of assassins
Ringin' in your ears
We got terrorist thinking
Playing on fears

Well they blew the horns
And the walls came down
They'd all been warned
But the walls came down
I don't think there are any Russians
And there ain't no Yanks
Just corporate criminals
Playin' with tanks
 
Valley - JBT

So have you been to the valley lately?
Have you noticed that the shepherd is gone?
So walk gently lady
As you walk along
Cos I once fought for his forces
But that cross bears nothing now
I've seen all but your Crusades succeed
And it's growing sour

Gonna be a long time waitin
Things are always looking little better when you're on the back
Side of them

And then you know all that you think you might need to know
But even then, my little wing, you'll have to grow
You'll have to grow

So have you been to your God lately?
No Jesus Christ, he ain't nowhere to be seen
He is not there matey
He has never been

So have you been to your church lately
No cannot find the key to your home
There is no support for you now my friend
They got problems of their own

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Treat Yo Mama - JBT


Don't call me hippy cause the way that I look ,
Cause I got a recipe and you know I can cook
And I come forth with only good intent,
You know I am Heaven bound but I'm surely hell bent
On getting the job done like I know I should,
Get the job done like my momma told me to.
Only one thing can remember she said,
You gotta earn all of your respect.

And I don't care what race or what colour or what creed
All that sh!t don't bother me,
Only one thing that you should not forget ,
You gotta treat you mama wit respect

And I don't care what fashion the styling of yo hair,
I don't care about the car or the clothes you do wear.
Only one thing that you should not forget ,
You gotta treat yo mama with respect.

I got a couple of friends up in a tree in North-Cliff
You know they're doing their part

You know they're doing their bit.
Trying to save our Mother from all this greed
You know they know what she wants ,
You know they know what she needs.
I got a couple of Sista's in South Australia,
Stopping the Uranium from coming up,
Oh yeah man you know they know what she need.

They're stopping all of that Government Corporate Greed.
 
Disco08 said:
Valley - JBT

So have you been to the valley lately?
Have you noticed that the shepherd is gone?
So walk gently lady
As you walk along
Cos I once fought for his forces
But that cross bears nothing now
I've seen all but your Crusades succeed
And it's growing sour

Gonna be a long time waitin
Things are always looking little better when you're on the back
Side of them

And then you know all that you think you might need to know
But even then, my little wing, you'll have to grow
You'll have to grow

So have you been to your God lately?
No Jesus Christ, he ain't nowhere to be seen
He is not there matey
He has never been

So have you been to your church lately
No cannot find the key to your home
There is no support for you now my friend
They got problems of their own
Top song there, Disco.
 
Thanks dancing milk, I mean big round moon. ;D\

I can't live without a daily fix of JBT but these 2 are by far my favorites. Although the clip on youtube of him doing funky tonight with Juz Smith is incredible too.
 
Time to rock the house. Oh, to be young again.

This one by my new band- The Beach Emos:

Hey, I forgot to set the scene. I'm like troubled, yeah? In my spare time, I like to cut myself. (Ta Haynes) Then I see this, like sign, of the almighty dollar (I'm an Emo, I love a cliche) and so I like think- yeah, I can fully totally that. So I do that but less coherently. And then, like my mom says to me 'Hey you're in Australia; we don't say "mom"'. And you know I like did that whole speech thing so that I could use like three high commas and so I could cut myself. Oh yeah. Are you liking that? So I'd say digging that but I'm like uncool so I don't understand that oldspeak. And so I say liking...

Max up the guitars, Snags.


She’s going out to forget they were together
All that time he was taking her for granted
She wants to see if there’s more
than he gave she’s looking for

He calls her up
He’s trippin on the phone now
He doesn’t want her out there
And alone now
He knows she’s movin it
Knows she’s using it
Now he’s losing it
She don’t care

Everybody put up your hands
Say I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love
Feel the beat now
If you’ve got nothing left
Say I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love
Back it up now
You’ve got a reason to live
Say I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love
Feelin' good now
Don’t be afraid to get down
Say I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love

He was always giving her attention
Looking hard to find the things she mentioned
He was dedicated
But most suckers hate it
That girl was fine
But she didn’t appreciate him

She calls him up
She’s tripping on the phone now
He had to get up
And he ain’t comin home now
He’s tryin to forget her
That’s how we come with him
When he first met her
When they first got together

Everybody put up your hands
Say I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love
Feel the beat now
[ I Don't Wanna Be In Love lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]

If you got nothing left
Say I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love
Back it up now
You got a reason to live
Say I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love
Feelin' good now
Don’t be afraid to get down
Say I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love

To the beat (x3)
You got nothing to lose
Don’t be afraid to get down

We break up
It’s something that we do now
Everyone has got to do it sometime
It’s okay, let it go
Get out there and find someone

It’s too late to be trippin' on the phone here
Get off the wire
You know everything is good here
Stop what you’re doin'
You don’t wanna ruin
The chance that you got to
find a new one

Everybody put up your hands
Say I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love
Feel the beat now
If you got nothing left
Say I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love
Back it up now
You got a reason to live
Say I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love
Feelin' good now
Don’t be afraid to get down
Say I don’t wanna be in love
I don’t wanna be in love

Nooo...Noooo

I Don't Wanna Be In Love lyrics by Good Charlotte.
http://www.completealbumlyrics.com/lyric/131461/Good+Charlotte+-+I+Don't+Wanna+Be+In+Love.html

The Beach Emos. Yeah dig on that 'cause I'm like old when I write this sh!t, And probably dead unless you've paid me a bunch of totally like fully unwarranted attention. In which case I might survive. But I don't deserve to. Poll it? Nah my life's not worth it. Just kill me. 'Cause I don't wanna be in love.
 
Curtis E Bear said:
Just when you thought our house had run dry...the old man digs up the barrels from prohibition. :eek:ld :stir :beer :guitar

Don't get in my way, Elliot Ness. :tommygun
 
So.


Yeah. That's my big call. Because of the music. Are you ready for it? I didn't think so. So are you ready now?


So.



Right. So now we've got that out of the way, we can git down to bidness. Orright? I'm doing that. You like the way I work it? Sho.

Hey, yeah ya know what?
I like the players
No Diggity, No doubt
Play on play that
Play on play that
Yo Dre drop the verse

[Tigers of Old]
It's going down fad to Blackstreet
The homeys got abby collab creations Funk like acne
No doubt I put it down never slouch
As long as my credit could vouch
A dog couldn't catch me, *ass* out
Tell me who could stop with Dre makin' moves
Attracting honeys like a magnet
Giving them ig-asms with my mellow accent
Still moving his flavor with the homeys Blackstreet & Teddy
The original rump shakers

[Shtruggletown]
Shorty get down, good Lord
Baby got 'em open all over town
Strickly biz she don't play around
Cover much grounds
Got game by the pound
Gettin paid is her forte
Each and every day true player way
I can't get her outta my mind
I think about the girl all the time
East side to the west side
Push your fat rides it's no surprise
She got tricks in the stash
Stacking up the cash
Fast when it comes to the gas
By no means average
She's on when she's got to have it
Baby your a perfect 10, I wanna get in
Can I get down so I can win

[Chorus:]

I like the way you work it (no diggity)
I got to bag it up
I like the way you work it (no diggity)
I got to bag it up (bag it up girl)
I like the way you work it (no diggity)
I got to bag it up (bag it up)
I like the way you work it (no diggity)
I got to bag it up

[evo]
She's got class and style
Street knowledge, buy the pound
Baby never act wild, very low key on the profile
Catching villians is a no
Let me tell you how it goes
Curve's the word, spin's the verb
Lovers it curves so freak what you heard

Rollin with the fatness
You don't even know what the half is
You gotta pay to play
Just for shorty bang bang to look your way
I like the way you work it
Trump tight all day, everyday
You're blowing my mind, maybe in time
Baby I can get you with my ride

[Chorus]

Hey yo hey yo hey yo hey yo
(hey yo that girl looks good)
Hey yo hey yo hey yo hey yo
(play on play on player)
Hey yo hey yo hey yo hey yo
(you're my kind of girl)
Hey yo hey yo hey yo hey yo

[stripes]
Cuz that's my peeps and we rows "D"
Flying first class from NY City to Blackstreet
What chu know about me
Not a (motha *smile*') thing
Cartier wooded frames supported by my shorty
Ask for me
Icy gleem and pinky diamond ring
We be's the baddest click up on this scene
Ain't you getting bored with these fake ass broads
High shows and proves, no doubt
I be diggin' you so
Please excuse if I come across rude
That's just me and that's how a player's got to be
Stay kickin' game with a capital "G"
Ask the peoples on my block I'm as real as can be
Word is born
Faking moves never been my thing
So Teddy pass the word to your (nigga) Chauncey
I'll be sending a car, lets say around 3:30
Queen Pen and Blackstreet, it's no diggity

[Chorus]

Hey yo hey yo hey yo hey yo
Hey yo hey yo hey yo hey yo

Yeah, Come on
Jackie in full effect
Lisa in full effect
Nicky in full effect
Tomeka in full effect
Ladies in full effect
Ain't nothing goin' on but the rent
Yeah play on play that
Play on play on
Cuz I like it
No diggity, no doubt, yeah
Blackstreet productions
We out, we out right
We out, we out...
 
Nice work as always Jack. Pleasure singing with you. :beer

This one's for Crystal. 8)

Lust for Life - Iggy Pop/David Bowie

Here comes johnny yen again
With the liquor and drugs
And the flesh machine
He's gonna do another strip tease
Hey man, where'd ya get that lotion?
Ive been hurting since Ive bought the gimmick
About something called love
Yeah, something called love
Well, thats like hypnotizing chickens

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, Ive had it in the ear before
I have a lust for life
cause of a lust for life.

I'm worth a million in prizes
With my torture film
Drive a GTO
Wear a uniform
All on a government loan
I'm worth a million in prizes
Yeah, I'm through with sleeping on the sidewalk
No more beating my brains
No more beating my brains
With liquor and drugs
With liquor and drugs

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, Ive had it in my ear before
Well, Ive a lust for life (lust for life)
cause of a lust for life (lust for life, oooo)
I got a lust for life (oooo)
Got a lust for life (oooo)
Oh, a lust for life (oooo)
Oh, a lust for life (oooo)
A lust for life (oooo)
I got a lust for life (oooo)
Got a lust for life.

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, Ive had it in my ear before
Well, Ive a lust for life
cause Ive a lust for life.

Here comes johnny yen again
With the liquor and drugs
And the flesh machine
Hes gonna do another strip tease
Hey man, where'd ya get that lotion?
Your skin starts itching once you buy the gimmick
About something called love
Love, love, love
Well, thats like hypnotizing chickens

Well, Im just a modern guy
Of course, Ive had it in the ear before
And Ive a lust for life (lust for life)
cause Ive a lust for life (lust for life)
Got a lust for life
Yeah, a lust for life
I got a lust for life
A lust for life
Got a lust for life
Yeah a lust for life
I got a lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life

Enjoy your break babe.
 
Great stuff Jack, and thanks for the chance to gig with you cats. :clap :clap Great to see Bubbles take the mike too - pity about his voice, but I guess some chicks really dig his high pitched girly vocals and Jesus sandles.

ToO - what can I say. You always dig out the best tracks. :clap And a dedication to Crystal. Man, what a chick! Whatever happened to her? >:D
 
Losing You - JBT

There are things in this life I
would rather not sacrifice.
You girl I cannot live without
and you know there's no doubt that
All I mind's losing you.

I don't mind losing sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
I'll get plenty of rest when I am dead
but till then won't you share my bed
cuz all I mind's losing you
All I mind's losing you

And I don't mind losing money
There's nothin this life owes me
I've been given morethan I can receive
But for you there's no receipt
So all I mind's losing you
All I mind's losing you

I don't mind growin o-old
Losing teeth and going bald
Not as handsome as I ever was
But you love me just because
All I mind's losing you
All I mind's losing you

There are things in this life I
would rather not sacrifice.
You girl I cannot live without
and you know there's no doubt that
All I mind's losing you
All I mind's losing you
All I mind's losing you