Golf

[Redford]

Ok, so the winner is the person with the lowest score after 4 rounds then ?

 

[Disco08]

Yep. I think we need a handicap for CC though.

 

[Redford]

Yep. I think we need a handicap for CC though.

Pffft. Wait for CC Goggin to miss the cut and for Redford P. Woods to run away with it.

 

[Mr Brightside]

No need for the handicap,was the greatest fluke of my golfing career

 

[Michael]

Dear Abby,



I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.



I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on

me. The usual signs. phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although

when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work,

you don't know them."



I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I

usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with

my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but

last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.



Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf

clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home

from a night out with "the girls ." It was at that moment, crouching

behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver

appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head.



Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the

pro shop where I bought it?



Signed,

Perplexed

 

[Redford]

Dear Perplexed,

Are you the same guy who wrote to me about how herpes was ruining your golf game ?

Abby.

 

[Michael]

Dear Perplexed,

Are you the same guy who wrote to me about how herpes was ruining your golf game ?

Abby.

Dear Abby

No.

I was the guy that wrote to you about how the shanks were ruining my sex life

Perplexed

 

[Lidsand]

the players championship starts this friday morning 3 am

do you guys wanna continue the pre major game? i know its not a major but its often called the 5th major

 

[Disco08]

Maybe a separate comp given there's not much time left?

 

[evo]

Watched a bit of this morning.Plenty of Ohsees looking the buisness.

The dude on SEN yesterday reckoned Lonard was a good shot at it this.Should've backed him.

Go Pampling

 

[tannerztigers]

Leading scores after round three of the Players Championship: (par 72)
-9: Sean O'Hair 72 69 66
-8: Phil Mickelson 67 72 69
-7: Jeff Quinney 71 74 64, Peter Lonard (Australia) 69 72 68
-5: Luke Donald 74 72 65, Aaron Baddeley (Australia) 72 72 67, Jose Coceres 73 70 68, Chris DiMarco 68 74 69, Carl Pettersson 70 71 70
-4: Tim Clark 73 72 67, Geoff Ogilvy (Australia) 74 71 67, J.P. Hayes 71 73 68
-3: Sergio Garcia 73 73 67, Cliff Kresge 72 72 69, Jose Maria Olazabal 78 66 69
also
-2: Steve Elkington (Australia) 73 71 70, Mathew Goggin (Australia) 72 71 71, Nathan Green (Australia) 71 69 74
-1: Adam Scott (Australia) 74 71 70
E: Stuart Appleby (Australia) 74 71 71
+2: John Senden (Australia) 73 74 71
+5: Rod Pampling (Australia) 70 71 80

A spectacular albatross has helped Peter Lonard remain in the hunt.
Got his 2nd shot in on the Par 5 at Hole 2.

 

[Lidsand]

i hope lefty chokes on his cereal this morning. i dont care who wins as long as its not filthy phil

 

[tannerztigers]

Hope OGilvy can get up, i thinks hes a really nice guy and hope he wins it, or and Aussie...

 

[tannerztigers]

Watched the last 75-90min or so of it this morning, wasnt really worth it, it was over by the 17th easily. After O'Hern missed the putt on 16th, it was all over
Adam Scott did very well think he shot a 67

 

[Lidsand]

grrrrrr at lefty winning. i was hoping scotty would win. he has won there before

 

[Redford]

Fat Phil will flourish under Butch Harmon. Best instructor bar none imo.

Doesnt stuff around too much with individual swings (has instructed and had success with everyone from Woods to Calchevechia to Darren Clarke) and seems to apply just a few basic principles that result in getting a much tighter swing - something Fat Phil could definitely benefit from imo.

 

[Disco08]

Pretty impressive performance for someone who only started reconstructing their swing a month ago.

 

[Michael]

still doesnt make him a good bloke.
Anyone else think that Phil looks like a fat Hugh Grant

 

[Lidsand]

still doesnt make him a good bloke.
Anyone else think that Phil looks like a fat Hugh Grant

yes he does. something about him i dont like after watching his callaway ads and every time i hear him talk, to me he typifies the white redneck america.

 

[hutstar]

Pretty impressive performance for someone who only started reconstructing their swing a month ago.

I personally don't see much change disco- it could be the old honeymoon period that happens just prior to the whole process completely doing your head in and your swing falling to bits. Lets see what is happening a few weeks from now.