England really missed Jason Roy patrolling the boundary
We certainly bottled it, and I know your post is tongue in cheek but we did miss Jason Roy big time. With only 4 wickets down, the usual England batting lineup would hope to have 1 of Roy, Buttler of Bairstow to really accelerate that run rate, its what England have done repeatedly, score at a good rate, if we don't lose wickets then we really accelerate. That didn't happen.
Having said that 57 runs needed with 4 overs left and they did it in 3 is embarassingly bad. We got the bowling order all wrong, Rachid should not be bowling in the last 5 overs, he's so important in the middle overs but you want him bowling out before the 15th really. Jordan is usually great at the death too, but got it totally wrong this time around.