AFL House
Review of transcript of meeting between Brisbane Lions and the AFL Umpiring Department.
Present: Gill M, Steve H, Hades K
Gill: Ok lets get this done. Over to you Steve.
Steve: Thanks boss. This meeting is to review the transcript of the meeting between Chris Fagan and Haydn Kennedy
Steve: Someone remind me who Chris Fagan is?
Hades: He the head coach of Brisbane
Steve: Oh yeah - The Suns
Gill: No Steve, its not the Brisbane Suns, its the Gold Coast Suns
Steve: So he coaches Gold Coast?
Gill: No, the Lions
Steve: No worries, with you now, he is coach of the Gold Coast Lions
Hades: *facepalm*
Gill: Listen carefully Steve. Chris Fagan coaches the Lions who are based in Brisbane.
Steve: Yep. Gottit! Anyway. Looking at the transcript - Tell us about the meeting Hades.
Hades: Well the notes for the meeting were taken by our work experience kid. Ummmm what was his name again? Oh yeah Jonathan Brown. Big kid. Bit thick.
Gill: Carry on Hades
Hades: yeah well, Chris wanted to talk about Charlie Cameron.
Gill: The Adelaide player. Does he want a trade?
Hades: No he's with Brisbane now.
Steve: Yeah, the Suns
Hades: No the Lions
Steve: What? Oh - Gold Coast - yeah
Hades: Forget it - Look - Charlie was apparently very upset about being manhandled by Dylan Grimes. The transcript says he was held off the ball 1,233,467 times
Hades: Hmmm. Not sure that was what Chris said but lets go with it
Steve: Seems excessive?
Gill: Certainly does. We've go to do something about this
Hades: Gill - I don;t think the umpires report from the game corroborates this. In fact it was Charlie holding Grimes.
Steve: Who's Grimes again.
Hades: Plays for the Tigers
Steve: Oh yeah - The old Fitzroy
Hades: What?
Gill: No Steve, Fitzroy moved to Brisbane and became the Bears
Steve: So who are the Tigers then?
Gill: Dustin Martin plays for them
Steve: Oh I know him! Mr "Potential to cause injury" - Yeah, how we laughed
Hades: Anyway, the match report says Grimes got two frees for being held and Cameron got none. Certainly doesn't explain the stupidly big number.
Gill: No - So lets drop the match day umpires to the NEAFL and bring in someone for the Prelim up there this weekend who understands the holding rule
Steve: yeah the Brisbane Suns vs Gold Coast Tigers is a huge game ad we need to get the right result
Hades: What?
Gill: I agree. Hades, make it happen
Steve: Meeting adjourned. Cab Sav everyone?
Review of transcript of meeting between Brisbane Lions and the AFL Umpiring Department.
Present: Gill M, Steve H, Hades K
Gill: Ok lets get this done. Over to you Steve.
Steve: Thanks boss. This meeting is to review the transcript of the meeting between Chris Fagan and Haydn Kennedy
Steve: Someone remind me who Chris Fagan is?
Hades: He the head coach of Brisbane
Steve: Oh yeah - The Suns
Gill: No Steve, its not the Brisbane Suns, its the Gold Coast Suns
Steve: So he coaches Gold Coast?
Gill: No, the Lions
Steve: No worries, with you now, he is coach of the Gold Coast Lions
Hades: *facepalm*
Gill: Listen carefully Steve. Chris Fagan coaches the Lions who are based in Brisbane.
Steve: Yep. Gottit! Anyway. Looking at the transcript - Tell us about the meeting Hades.
Hades: Well the notes for the meeting were taken by our work experience kid. Ummmm what was his name again? Oh yeah Jonathan Brown. Big kid. Bit thick.
Gill: Carry on Hades
Hades: yeah well, Chris wanted to talk about Charlie Cameron.
Gill: The Adelaide player. Does he want a trade?
Hades: No he's with Brisbane now.
Steve: Yeah, the Suns
Hades: No the Lions
Steve: What? Oh - Gold Coast - yeah
Hades: Forget it - Look - Charlie was apparently very upset about being manhandled by Dylan Grimes. The transcript says he was held off the ball 1,233,467 times
Hades: Hmmm. Not sure that was what Chris said but lets go with it
Steve: Seems excessive?
Gill: Certainly does. We've go to do something about this
Hades: Gill - I don;t think the umpires report from the game corroborates this. In fact it was Charlie holding Grimes.
Steve: Who's Grimes again.
Hades: Plays for the Tigers
Steve: Oh yeah - The old Fitzroy
Hades: What?
Gill: No Steve, Fitzroy moved to Brisbane and became the Bears
Steve: So who are the Tigers then?
Gill: Dustin Martin plays for them
Steve: Oh I know him! Mr "Potential to cause injury" - Yeah, how we laughed
Hades: Anyway, the match report says Grimes got two frees for being held and Cameron got none. Certainly doesn't explain the stupidly big number.
Gill: No - So lets drop the match day umpires to the NEAFL and bring in someone for the Prelim up there this weekend who understands the holding rule
Steve: yeah the Brisbane Suns vs Gold Coast Tigers is a huge game ad we need to get the right result
Hades: What?
Gill: I agree. Hades, make it happen
Steve: Meeting adjourned. Cab Sav everyone?