A tinnie at the footy

[Redford]

I'm just thinking of your health. Mebbee we'll start you and Timmy off on shrooms. That would be fun to witness.

You can keep your tight arse hippy lifestyle to yourself Otto.

 

[spook]

Someone has waa-aalls.

I think we start you on Griggs, Sundance. Break down some barriers.

 

[seven]

What do you pay for a schooner at the pub ? $9 … $9.50..? Just to get a paltry 50 mls more ? Big deal ! (Thinking the proverbial here….)

Plus, the $9.50 can of 375ml at G also comes with a live view of the Tiges wiping Cwood’s arse.

Nothing better.

True, but at the pub you get head.

 

[Redford]

True, but at the pub you get head.

Yeah but even then some people would still feel that they’re getting “shafted” with a head.

 

[TigerForce]

True, but at the pub you get head.

That's why I love it in a glass rather than can.

 

[Dont Argue]

$9.50 for 375mL of Caaarton horse pi5s. Jeepers.

And who can stop at one? You're gonna have at least three. Then you're buzzed for an hour or two, but you're bloated, your waistline hates you and your heart's none too happy either when you get a big greasy souva on the way home. So you've spent 30 bucks or more on pretty ordinary beer, another 13 on a heart-attack-in-a-wrap, you're dehydrated, have a headache, and will probably compound things with a greasy hangover breakfast tomorrow.

Or...

You could spend $25 on a tab of LSD, enjoy 12 hours of mind expansion, heightened senses, pretty colours, dancing lights, orgasmic sounds, revelatory insights, and retrospective understanding of every @Dyer'ere post you've ever read. For the footy, take half (even less for the timid/lightweights). Best $12.50 you'll ever spend.

(Strictly a once or twice a season indulgence.)

You’re tripping