Parody Religions (Now with TCOLDE)

[Tiger74]

Elves are preddy weak though..... you want cool how can you bypass the...HOBBITS!

1) they kick ass
2) they saved the world
3) they have 6 meals a day (when dieting)
4) they have beer with all meals
5) go back to (4)
6) da ladies lurve them >

 

[Anduril]

Nah! I'll have the men of Westernesse any day.... or Rohan come to think of it.
Then again Legolas, Haldir and Celeborn weren't bad.

 

[Knighter]

Then again Legolas, Haldir and Celeborn weren't bad.

I'm certain I suffered from at least 2 of those afflictions in the past Andy?

 

[jb03]

Soft? Soft? You calling Elrond, Turin, Gil-galad soft? Off to Mordor with you.
And what is LOTR doing in the parody thread? It's real.

Well, the elves are effectively immortal yet when the time again comes for a fair dinkum stoush they tell everyone it is the time of 'men', and not the elves. Really soft IMO.

In answer to your question: no to begin with, but in the time of middle earth - yes.

 

[evo]

Looks to me like they are just standing there as though there fate is sealed. Soft.

As Epicurus our great Greek forefather ,millenia before once said....

"Death is nothing to us"

 

[Anduril]

They were off fighting at Mirkwood whilst all the other stuff was going on.... Sauron had a second front going.

Then again Legolas, Haldir and Celeborn weren't bad.

I'm certain I suffered from at least 2 of those afflictions in the past Andy?

Blasphemy!

 

[Panthera tigris FC]

Last weeks church service. Ah, what a sermon!

 

[Tiger74]

the way this thread is going the Christianity thread may face a challenger

 

[Disco08]

lol Pantera.

They were off fighting at Mirkwood whilst all the other stuff was going on.... Sauron had a second front going.

Not to mention all the orcs and god knows what else pouring out of Moria and into Lorien.

 

[Tiger Attack]

wats with this 'tcolde' acronym? :-\

 

[Anduril]

the way this thread is going the Christianity thread may face a challenger

Yep. Some of us could talk LOTR till the cows orcs come home.

:clap :clap :clap Panthera.

 

[Disco08]

wats with this 'tcolde' acronym? :-\

The church of latter day elves. Come on cass, keep up.

 

[Tiger Attack]

i dunno if i like them creepy little bastards

 

[Anduril]

And we have scientific evidence to back up our faith:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3948165.stm

 

[Tiger Attack]

And we have scientific evidence to back up our faith:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3948165.stm

i remain steadfast in my atheism!

 

[Panthera tigris FC]

What about the parable where gollum fed the masses fishes and small mammals?

This religion has it all!

 

[Anduril]

And yet Gollum redeemed himself in the end.

 

[jb03]

And yet Gollum redeemed himself in the end.

How?

 

[Anduril]

By destroying the One Ring.

 

[evo]

And we have scientific evidence to back up our faith:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3948165.stm

Magnificent work Anduril,it's always good to see scientists doing 'elves' work.

We actually go back further and the naming ensured our religion had a nice antipodean flavour to it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australopithecus_afarensis

So rest assured my fellow travellors,our religion is at least 3 million years old.