There's a replay available for those interested. Commentary a little lacklustre but hey, better than a poke in the eye.
VFL Rd1
I suggest recording a little ditty of the Macarena,
But replace Macarena with 'kane mccauliffe'
And play it on loop for the duration of the game.
As in ' one macca, two macca, three kane mccauliffe,
Four macca, five macca, six kane mccaullife
Seven macca, eight macca, nine kane mccauliffe
Heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy Kane McCauliffe'