Re: 3 word story
Story so far
There once was a really bad Tigers player named Brad Donuts Ottens. He was the master of deceit. He once hired a mini skip to rid himself of a very irritating team mate, named Bustlin' Billy Nicholls. Later on, Billy ate big Donut. Billy then went and played footy at Punt Road with Ty Zantuck and an ailing nana named Martha, who was really a crossdressing bootstudder. "Come here sexy", Martha yelled to Terry Wallace, who spilled his porridge on his bone white ivory pants. With the stain disappearing quickly as Richmond's finals hopes. So Terry said, "Yeah, nah I gotta stick fat, I'm going to do Frawley impressions".
Meanwhile, in Collingwood, Eddie is playing hide the sausage on Johnston St. with Nathan Buckley and little Barry Manilow. "Where is my hanky?" Eddie said. Suddenly, Denis Banks drove a golf cart full of falafels and tahini dip and baba ganoush and Gary Coleman and a putter. William Shakespear boasted two wives and a truckload of.........