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Two Tough Questions

jb03

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Jan 28, 2004
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Q:1 If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally *smile*, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?


Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Q:2 It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are
the facts about the three candidates.


Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's
had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.


Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon , used opium in college
and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.


Which of these candidates would be our choice?


Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

































Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.


Remember (Jayfox will like this):

Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic
 
Cool,Beethoven lived and I voted for Winnie.

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
Sir Winston Churchill 8)
 
Very good JB. I told you that you had plenty to add to this forum! ;D
 
geat thread. i picked frankie for the smoking . and to keep up with his mistresses the chain smoking couldnt be all that bad :hihi
 
jb03 said:
Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic

The rest I knew, but this last bit I liked the most.