1. Blaming your farts on me ... not funny ... not funny at all!
2. Shouting at me for barking. I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand trick, pretending to throw. You fooled a dog!
Whoohoooo, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then being surprised when I
freak out everytime we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite
mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Knitted dog sweaters. Hello! Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
truth, you're jealous.
2. Shouting at me for barking. I'M A DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand trick, pretending to throw. You fooled a dog!
Whoohoooo, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then being surprised when I
freak out everytime we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite
mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Knitted dog sweaters. Hello! Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
truth, you're jealous.
