Getting sent these jokes by a number of people hopefully we will have the last laugh ...until then we can laugh at ourselfes (However like the one about the scumwood supporter)
Q. Why did the tiny ghost get drafted into the Richmond Football squad?
A. He had heard that they needed a little team spirit !
Q. What's the difference between the Richmond Football Club & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. What's the difference between the Richmond Football Club and a $US?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. What do the Richmond Football Club and Possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White,
greatly concerned, runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
From deep down below a voice shouts out "Richmond team is good enough to
win the Premiership."
Snow White sighs, with some relief, "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
Subject: Football fans
Five AFL football fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of
a different team in the AFL and each proclaimed to be the most loyal
of all fans of their football team.
As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most
loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they
reached the top, the West Coast fan hurled himself off the mountain,
shouting "This is for the Eagles!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to
be out done, the Hawks fan proclaimed, "This is for da 'Hawks!" and grabs
the Sydney Swans fan pulling them both off the mountain to their death.
Seeing this, the Richmond Tigers fan walked over and shouted, "This is for
everyone!" and pushed the Collingwood fan off the side of the mountain.
Subject: We Don't Say That
A Melbournian dies and is sent to hell. He was a horrible man throughout
life and the devil really wanted to punish him, so he puts him to work
breaking up rocks with a sledge hammer. To make it worse he cranks up the
temperature and the humidity.
After a couple of days the Devil checks in on his victim to see if he is
suffering adequately. The Devil is aghast as he looks at the Melbournian
happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune.
The Devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned
the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks, why are you so happy?"
The Melbournian, smiling looks at the Devil replying, "This is great, it
reminds me of February in Melbourne. Hot, humid, a good piece of work to
do, it reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
The Devil, perplexed, walks away to ponder this. He decides to change
things a bit, drops the temperature, sends down driving rain and
torrential wind.
Soon, hell is a wet, muddy mess. The Melbournian is happily slogging
through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks.
Again, the Devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions.
The Melbournian replies, "This is great. Just like August in Melbourne.
Reminds me of working out in the paddocks with spring plantin'!"
The Devil is now completely baffled. In desperation, he tries one last
ditch effort. He makes the temperature plummet. Hell is blanketed in snow
and ice.
Confident that this will have to do it, the Devil checks in on the
Melbournian.
He is aghast as he sees the Melbournian dancing, singing, and twirling his
sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee.
"How can you be so happy. It's like you're celebrating. Don't you know its 40 below zero!?" screams the Devil.
"Hell's frozen over!" he replies "and that means the Grand Final must have been won by Richmond!"
A laundry challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
She replied, "It depends what does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "Richmond Forever."
Q. Why did the tiny ghost get drafted into the Richmond Football squad?
A. He had heard that they needed a little team spirit !
Q. What's the difference between the Richmond Football Club & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. What's the difference between the Richmond Football Club and a $US?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. What do the Richmond Football Club and Possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White,
greatly concerned, runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
From deep down below a voice shouts out "Richmond team is good enough to
win the Premiership."
Snow White sighs, with some relief, "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
Subject: Football fans
Five AFL football fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of
a different team in the AFL and each proclaimed to be the most loyal
of all fans of their football team.
As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most
loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they
reached the top, the West Coast fan hurled himself off the mountain,
shouting "This is for the Eagles!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to
be out done, the Hawks fan proclaimed, "This is for da 'Hawks!" and grabs
the Sydney Swans fan pulling them both off the mountain to their death.
Seeing this, the Richmond Tigers fan walked over and shouted, "This is for
everyone!" and pushed the Collingwood fan off the side of the mountain.
Subject: We Don't Say That
A Melbournian dies and is sent to hell. He was a horrible man throughout
life and the devil really wanted to punish him, so he puts him to work
breaking up rocks with a sledge hammer. To make it worse he cranks up the
temperature and the humidity.
After a couple of days the Devil checks in on his victim to see if he is
suffering adequately. The Devil is aghast as he looks at the Melbournian
happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune.
The Devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned
the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks, why are you so happy?"
The Melbournian, smiling looks at the Devil replying, "This is great, it
reminds me of February in Melbourne. Hot, humid, a good piece of work to
do, it reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
The Devil, perplexed, walks away to ponder this. He decides to change
things a bit, drops the temperature, sends down driving rain and
torrential wind.
Soon, hell is a wet, muddy mess. The Melbournian is happily slogging
through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks.
Again, the Devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions.
The Melbournian replies, "This is great. Just like August in Melbourne.
Reminds me of working out in the paddocks with spring plantin'!"
The Devil is now completely baffled. In desperation, he tries one last
ditch effort. He makes the temperature plummet. Hell is blanketed in snow
and ice.
Confident that this will have to do it, the Devil checks in on the
Melbournian.
He is aghast as he sees the Melbournian dancing, singing, and twirling his
sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee.
"How can you be so happy. It's like you're celebrating. Don't you know its 40 below zero!?" screams the Devil.
"Hell's frozen over!" he replies "and that means the Grand Final must have been won by Richmond!"
A laundry challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
She replied, "It depends what does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "Richmond Forever."
