Rating the Recruiters by club, recruiting manager and other means

[Dyer'ere]

The recruiters of other clubs and their recruiting doesn't get much consideration on PRE. I guess it's pretty obscure. But is interesting.

If anybody wants to drill down on any of these blokes go fo it.

I'll post a few as I go. Just looking at the recruits of other clubs gives us insights into the drafting success and failure rates and the patterns.

 

[Dyer'ere]

Hamish Ogilvie from 2016 until 2023. I've highlighted his ND picks from SA. Looking for a pattern. Looks like there is one. He prefers duds. But that could be said of his recruiting overall.

To be fair he's not bad on talls.

 

[ToraToraTora]

Hamish Ogilvie from 2016 until 2023. I've highlighted his ND picks from SA. Looking for a pattern. Looks like there is one. He prefers duds. But that could be said of his recruiting overall.

To be fair he's not bad on talls.

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Lolz good pattern.

 

[Redford]

What's the order ? Am I rating Clarke a poof poof or a cheese balls ?

 

[Dyer'ere]

Let's zoom in on Choyce Jones and Ned McHenry. 2018.



He really *smile* Christmas with the Choyce Jones pick. McHenry is probably just a moderate failure.

 

[Dyer'ere]

What's the order ? Am I rating Clarke a poof poof or a cheese balls ?

Clarke's gotta be potato related, Redders. I just put the snack foods poll there to keep people interested during the trade abyss. FMD will it never end? And I have to confess it is a bit populist. I'm trying to work back into form after my epic "Liam Henry eats Ross Lyon's carefully marked curry from the clearly marked Coach's Fridge then farts saffron in his face" thread fail.

To get back on topic many prefer cheesy poooofs for their well-documented history making bliss point. It's a bit like eating just the skin off the KFC but not quite that good. Is anything that good? Mr Chips would know.

 

[Redford]

Clarke's gotta be potato related, Redders. I just put the snack foods poll there to keep people interested during the trade abyss. FMD will it never end? And I have to confess it is a bit populist. I'm trying to work back into form after my epic "Liam Henry eats Ross Lyon's carefully marked curry from the clearly marked Coach's Fridge then farts saffron in his face" thread fail.

To get back on topic many prefer cheesy poooofs for their well-documented history making bliss point. It's a bit like eating just the skin off the KFC but not quite that good. Is anything that good? Mr Chips would know.

Ok. Clarke is a bag of sunflower oil potato chips. Very bland.

 

[Dyer'ere]

Ok. Clarke is a bag of sunflower oil potato chips. Very bland.

He loves bland. He's frightened there might be pips in the white bread. Has to be sliced very thin so he can check. Doesn't like Kraft Singles if they're within a week of the use-by in case they get tasty. They have to be Kraft. The other brands taste funny.

Scrapes the onions of his cheeseburger with his finger. Then has a shower in case the taste gets back on the cheeseburger. Then just picks at the cheeseburger. Doesn't want flavouring on his sundae. The chips are burned.

 

[craig]

Hamish Ogilvie from 2016 until 2023. I've highlighted his ND picks from SA. Looking for a pattern. Looks like there is one. He prefers duds.

 

[Redford]

He loves bland. He's frightened there might be pips in the white bread. Has to be sliced very thin so he can check. Doesn't like Kraft Singles if they're within a week of the use-by in case they get tasty. They have to be Kraft. The other brands taste funny.

Scrapes the onions of his cheeseburger with his finger. Then has a shower in case the taste gets back on the cheeseburger. Then just picks at the cheeseburger. Doesn't want flavouring on his sundae. The chips are burned.

You sure know a lot about him ! I'm sensing garbage bin rummaging at 3am....

 

[Dyer'ere]

You sure know a lot about him ! I'm sensing garbage bin rummaging at 3am....

I posted the picture of the wrapper I got out of his bin. I've been perfectly transparent.

 

[Dyer'ere]

Here's the Fisher McAsey debacle close up-

 

[The_General]

Always wear clothes whilst you eat chips. You don't want crumbs in your nuts or belly button...or other delicate places.

 

[Redford]

Always wear clothes whilst you eat chips. You don't want crumbs in your nuts or belly button...or other delicate places.

Oh. Ok. Just putting The Penguin on pause then....

 

[The_General]

Oh. Ok. Just putting The Penguin on pause then....

 

[Redford]

Suppose he's got one up on me wearing trousers.

I have a long way to go, obviously.

 

[Scoop]

Here's the Fisher McAsey debacle close up-

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It’s a pretty defendable debacle that looks so horrible when the next picks get rolled out.

197cm VIC metro MVP who had played back and forward very well.

The Fish losing all passion and retiring at 22 after such a promising start is almost a mulligan.

 

[Dyer'ere]

It’s a pretty defendable debacle that looks so horrible when the next picks get rolled out.

197cm VIC metro MVP who had played back and forward very well.

The Fish losing all passion and retiring at 22 after such a promising start is almost a mulligan.

That's a spirited defence, scoop. Maybe you're right about McBusty. Just to check your cred, which snackfood do you prefer? You're not a Bret man are you?

His talls are ok IMO. And The Thilth is blooming. So Fischer's acute bust is grist for the mill. The smalls OTOH...

Ogilvie has burnt some terrific picks. He gets top notch selections. Look at the first and second rounders, some early firsts too. I reckon he's comfortably in the worst.

I'll put up a few more during the Abyss. I'll have to save Wells for when there's some football news or Leysy will get fractious. The Abyss is getting to us all.

 

[The_General]

That's a spirited defence, scoop. Maybe you're right about McBusty. Just to check your cred, which snackfood do you prefer? You're not a Bret man are you?

His talls are ok IMO. And The Thilth is blooming. So Fischer's acute bust is grist for the mill. The smalls OTOH...

Ogilvie has burnt some terrific picks. He gets top notch selections. Look at the first and second rounders, some early firsts too. I reckon he's comfortably in the worst.

I'll put up a few more during the Abyss. I'll have to save Wells for when there's some football news or Leysy will get fractious. The Abyss is getting to us all.

Please, if you're going to be offended by my superior tastes, go here: French Delicacies.

 

[Dyer'ere]

Please, if you're going to be offended by my superior tastes, go here: French Delicacies.

Mmmmmm. Snackfoods.