I was walking down Punt Road the other day and I noticed they are building a large shop on the corner of Brunton Avenue and Punt Road. Naturally this aroused my interest as my footy team used to play here. I wandered across the road and went to the site office to enquire as to what purpose this magnificent edifice was to bear. The Project Manager looked around to make sure no-one could overhear him and turned to me and swore me to silence. He didn't notice that I had my fingers crossed so under playground rules I'm at liberty to divulge what was said.
"Joel Bowden is opening a Pastry Shop. He specialises in Turnovers and Cream Puffs."
"Joel Bowden is opening a Pastry Shop. He specialises in Turnovers and Cream Puffs."