Never question a drunk.
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected a
half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange
juice, a
head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb.
package of
bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in
front of
the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases,
the
drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit
startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the
derelict's
intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the
drunk to
her
marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know
what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected a
half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange
juice, a
head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb.
package of
bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in
front of
the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases,
the
drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit
startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the
derelict's
intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the
drunk to
her
marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know
what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
