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Mad Monday 2011 twitter feed

Tony Braxton-Hicks

Tony Braxton-Hicks

There are no stupid ideas, just stupid people
Aug 10, 2004
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We’re off to a slow start. Typical.
5 hours ago

@Dimma has mapped out a “blueprint” for Mad Monday that he reckons will bring each of the players an 11th cuppa. *smile*ing teetotaller.
5 hours ago

Nobody can understand the selection policy for some of the establishments we’ll be drinking at or how the *smile* we’re going to get to Darwin and Cairns today.
5 hours ago

The first rule of Mad Monday is no wags, so @bNason47 has been sent home.
5 hours ago

Day jar view. We’ve started in #Carlton and our midfield is already getting smashed.
5 hours ago

Where is @Tucky?
5 hours ago

@Bachar is our designated driver, and he’s overexcited about ending his fasting. He’s driving us past some of the mosques in Brunswick, tooting the horn and yelling out "Ramadan-a-Ding-Dong!"
4 hours ago

We’ve stopped in Sydney Rd for a souvlaki, and they’ve put in way too much tzatziki. @Dimma's explaining changes we’ll be making to the zone we used against #Shinboners. His breath stinks so much we’re referring to this new zone as the "garlic press".
4 hours ago

@MitchF15 seems to have forgotten that @Bachar isn’t fasting so it’s no longer OK to steal his falafel.
4 hours ago

A few of us are worried about @DanConnors getting on the turps, so he's not allowed to start drinking until one of our newbies throws up and has to get subbed out.
4 hours ago

None of the local pubs will let @JerryWebbs in. What a farce!
3 hours ago

@shaungrigg6 has left some floaters in the @JON. He swears it was @Tucky, but he’s still not here!
3 hours ago

@ReeceConca’s already looking the worse for wear. He says it's just general soreness but I reckon his next disposal will be all over the carpet.
3 hours ago

@DustinMartin4 has taken over the jukebox and keeps fending off anyone who wants to listen to anything other than Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus.
3 hours ago

Poor little @RobbieHicks just found out the hard way that @DustinMartin4 doesn’t share his love for @JustinBieber.
3 hours ago

It's a sunny day so it's taking us all a long time to move from pub to pub as all the #richmondrangas are making us wait for a cloud to provide cover so they don't get burnt.
3 hours ago

@JackRiewoldt08 just admitted why he loves having @BradMilzy’s as his wingman: he says he’s like the ugly bridesmaid who makes everyone else look good.
3 hours ago

Poor @LukeMcguane is constipated. There’s just no movement in the back half.
2 hours ago

@Titch reckons his pool cue is bent and that’s why he’s shanking each shot, but @Dimma is loving getting two shots every turn. @JerryWebbs wants a game but Dimma’s up $200 already and wants to keep playing @Titch.
2 hours ago

@MitchF15 must be up the duff. I haven’t seen anyone eat so much crap since @ReltonR.
2 hours ago

I don’t think @Bachar realises that it’s @JackRiewoldt08 he’s talking to. Or can tell the difference between a burqa and a snuggie.
2 hours ago

Where's @Tucky? Has anyone seen him?
2 hours ago

@PushupKing’s mouthing off again. Before long half of Melbourne will have an intervention order against him.
1 hour ago

@shaungrigg6 just got chucked out of the casino! They thought he was Fev!
1 hour ago

@Tucky’s here! But has anyone seen @DanConnors?
1 hour ago

@Gus25 is playing two-up but he’s useless as the spinner. When he tosses the coins he keeps his eyes on the ring attendant and the coins keep hitting him on the back of his head.
39 minutes ago

We've found some more floaters in the @JON but it can't have been @shaungrigg6 so it must have been @Tucky.

Why did @DanJackson23 do that? There’s no *smile*ing way he’s a Mensa!
38 minutes ago

Is there anything @MitchF15 is good at? He’s playing blackjack and somehow he keeps getting (in the) 22.
29 minutes ago

We’ve lost @Gus25 among the cardboard cut-outs at the cinemas. And they all have greater AFL attributes than him.
20 minutes ago

Yuck. Just saw @IvanMaric, @HamishMcIntosh and @ShaunHampson pole dancing for Craig Cameron.
15 minutes ago

@ReeceConca’s fallen in a heap and been subbed out. @JerryWebb’s taken off the green jacket but he’s the only one still sober so he can’t really get into it.
12 minutes ago

@TomHislop deserves a new contract. If he can just get a decent preseason and be played in the midfield injury-free he’ll show why he was an elite junior talent.
5 minutes ago

Someone called Disco08 just swiped my phone but I got it back off him.
4 minutes ago

Disco08 reckons my contested possession count just doubled for the year but my tweeting efficiency is poor and I need to improve my score assists inside Heat.
3 minutes ago

Rain Man’s still blabbering on with his stats. I think I’m going to have to make @TomHislop useful and use him as a human shield.
1 minute ago
 
I've missed these TBH. Good work.

I can see Gus getting hit on the head with the coins
 
I chuckled at every toliet zinger!

JON, floaters, Shuan Grigg, Tucky.

Well played Sir.
 
LidsBling&Cotch said:
lol @ midfield getting smashed in carlton
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Excellent work, this line particularly.

It made me trawl though the Goldposts finding your earlier work - one of the funniest things I've read on PRE. Can't believe this was 2007. Where does the time go?



Quote from: Tony Braxton-Hicks on September 03, 2007, 10:25:17 pm

Richo went to buy a round for the boys but Schulz crashed into him.

However Browny was waiting for the spillage. He gathered a loose beer and passed it to Polak, who dropped it and fell over.

Pettifer managed to finish a beer and high-fived everyone in the bar.

Raines got quite p!ssed. He couldn't walk straight and just kept spinning in circles.

Danny Meyer just moped in the corner.

Darren Gaspar left early.

"Jim" Knobel and JON discussed lawnmowing.

Cleve suffered a grooming malfunction and made an emergency appointment with his stylist.

Richo had a bit of trouble at the urinal. He couldn't pee straight.

Cogs then slipped at the urinal and did his knee again.

Joel and Patrick shared beers. Patrick hasn't enjoyed such good service all year.

JON was short of change and tried to do a runner, but he was grabbed and thrown to the ground by one of the girls queueing for the toilets.

Kane Johnson, Raines, Richo, Tuck, JON and Hartigan played darts. None could hit the target and the game ended in a nil-all draw.

Trent Cotchin dropped in, saw what was going on and muttered something about tanking at draft camp.

Alan Didak staggered in, saw there were no strippers and then caught a lift with someone he'd never met before.



(If anyone can advise on how to quote from other threads properly, it'd be appreciated.)
 
Total Tiger said:
(If anyone can advise on how to quote from other threads properly, it'd be appreciated.)
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Just copy the whole thing including the quote things and paste it in your new thread.
 
Think we need a "A Best of TBH" thread that just a sticky at all times - it should help all newbies get into the right frame of posting and help a few us us gnarly older ones too. Love your work David Braxton-Hicks :clap
 
Tony Braxton-Hicks said:
@TomHislop deserves a new contract. If he can just get a decent preseason and be played in the midfield injury-free he’ll show why he was an elite junior talent.
5 minutes ago

Someone called Disco08 just swiped my phone but I got it back off him.
4 minutes ago
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:rofl

Excellent post as always TBH.
 
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