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Greater Western Sydney

TOT70

I'm just a suburban boy
Jul 27, 2004
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Greater Western Sydney team starts to take shape.

By Scotty Smalls for www.sillystories.com

In an exclusive interview with Greater Western Sydney’s AFL franchise coach, Kevin Sheedy, we can reveal that he has lost none of his left-field marketing nous. Capturing the hearts and souls of the burgeoning population of Australia’s biggest growth corridor will be an infinitely difficult task. Sheedy, famous for his scarf-waving antics and “outside the square” thinking on topics as diverse as Martians, marshmallows and Basketball crap, is the perfect man for the job.

Sheedy believes that fielding a competitive unit is important, no doubt about that. He’d like access to a Daniher or four, just to get the team leadership right, but he acknowledges that there are more important considerations.

According to Sheedy, Western Sydney-siders are going to need some convincing before they warm to Victorian-Netballer-Aerial-Ping-Ponger-Johnny-Come-Latelies. Many of the wonderful citizens of this great area have never seen a game of footy before so they will need other reasons to help them get on board, argues Sheedy. If we recruit hard from the Rugby League heartland that will help but that is only just the beginning.

Folau and Slater are already well-known sportsmen and admired here but we need so much more, he reasons, between mouthfuls of Parmigiana as we talk candidly over our counter lunch at the Bankstown RSL. The Greater Western Sydney area boasts large minority groups such as the Fijian, Western Samoan, Lebanese, Maltese, Kiwi and Les Girls communities, all of whom will be looking for representation. And that’s before we even think about trying to capture the imaginations of the Cronulla and Maroubra set, which could be the jewel in the crown for us.

The only solution is to look outside of traditional AFL recruiting grounds. Sheedy concedes that their Round 1, 2012 team could look something like this.

Backs: Billy Slater Mal Michael Israel Folau
Half-backs: Mark Latham Peter Garrett Paul Keating
Centres: Mikey Robbins Flacco Steve "Sandman" Abbott
Half-forwards: Robin Nahas Wendell Sailor David Rodan
Forwards: Pauly Fenech Hugo Weaving Ita Buttrose
Followers: Bob Downe Jake the Muss Andrew Lovett
Interchange: Jai, Sunny, Dakota and Koby Abberton
 
That's a good funny read TOT, it'll be a tough gig picking the captain, and in the shower block Nahas and Rodan will have a prime vantage point to see whether Ita uses conditioner.
 
You forgot the Runner.None other than Pauline Hanson.

KS:Get out and tell Buttrose she is to rotate through the middle with Rodan and Lovett.
PH:please Explain? :help
 
I can't believe that there actually is a website called www.sillystories.com.

I'll have to come up with a different bogus website.
 
geoffryprettyboy said:
That's a good funny read TOT, it'll be a tough gig picking the captain, and in the shower block Nahas and Rodan will have a prime vantage point to see whether Ita uses conditioner.

Same with Peter Garrett.
 
Pretty funny but i would not laugh at Robin Nahas signature!!
They will target him and Houli for sure to market the game in thay heavily populated arab region!!