Thought the Frawley one was quite good. From Coodabeen Champions website...
Kevin Sheedy - "Merlin"
As the fool's final line in King Lear attests: 'This prophecy Merlin shall make, for I live before his time.'
Damian Drum - "Mir"
It's a long way away, it's operating inefficiently, nobody cares.
Mark Thompson - "Prada"
The highest quality handbag.
Gary Ayers - "Hollywood"
Who could forget his stunning performance in the film version of The Club.
Neale Danniher - "Zeppo"
The least famous of four famous brothers.
Rodney Eade - "Penny Banger"
Well 'Rocket' seems to be overstating the matter.
Dennis Pagan - "Marcel Marceau"
Able to get through those post match press conferences without saying anything, and of course will not mention certain things at all.
Danny Frawley - "Thylacine"
The (Tasmanian) tiger that everyone knows is already extinct, despite persistent rumoured sightings.
Ken Judge - "Judy"
The judge most likely to strike fear into anyone's heart.
Tim Watson - "Antarctica"
Named in honour of Lawrence Oates, who on Scott's mission to the South Pole, gave his life so that others may live, little realising the entire exercise was doomed anyway. 'I am just going outside, I may be some time.'
Mark Williams - "Brown-Out"
There is definately a power shortage somewhere.
Terry Wallace - "Kournikova"
OK bear with me a little. Kournikova is actually russian for 'chicken house keeper', Wallace is famous for his chicken flavoured phrases, and I'm certain the dogs would love income to be inversely proportionate to premierships.
David Parkin - "Pulsar"
The vein says it all.
Mick Malthouse - "Confucious"
No explanation necessary.
Leigh Matthews - "Lumberjack"
The only player to ever fell a point post during a game.
Peter Schwab - Let's make him the challenger up against the merciless gladiator that is Hawthorn's history throughout the eighties and early nineties.
My name is Chris Hardie.
http://www.coodabeens.com.au/comp010700.asp
Kevin Sheedy - "Merlin"
As the fool's final line in King Lear attests: 'This prophecy Merlin shall make, for I live before his time.'
Damian Drum - "Mir"
It's a long way away, it's operating inefficiently, nobody cares.
Mark Thompson - "Prada"
The highest quality handbag.
Gary Ayers - "Hollywood"
Who could forget his stunning performance in the film version of The Club.
Neale Danniher - "Zeppo"
The least famous of four famous brothers.
Rodney Eade - "Penny Banger"
Well 'Rocket' seems to be overstating the matter.
Dennis Pagan - "Marcel Marceau"
Able to get through those post match press conferences without saying anything, and of course will not mention certain things at all.
Danny Frawley - "Thylacine"
The (Tasmanian) tiger that everyone knows is already extinct, despite persistent rumoured sightings.
Ken Judge - "Judy"
The judge most likely to strike fear into anyone's heart.
Tim Watson - "Antarctica"
Named in honour of Lawrence Oates, who on Scott's mission to the South Pole, gave his life so that others may live, little realising the entire exercise was doomed anyway. 'I am just going outside, I may be some time.'
Mark Williams - "Brown-Out"
There is definately a power shortage somewhere.
Terry Wallace - "Kournikova"
OK bear with me a little. Kournikova is actually russian for 'chicken house keeper', Wallace is famous for his chicken flavoured phrases, and I'm certain the dogs would love income to be inversely proportionate to premierships.
David Parkin - "Pulsar"
The vein says it all.
Mick Malthouse - "Confucious"
No explanation necessary.
Leigh Matthews - "Lumberjack"
The only player to ever fell a point post during a game.
Peter Schwab - Let's make him the challenger up against the merciless gladiator that is Hawthorn's history throughout the eighties and early nineties.
My name is Chris Hardie.
http://www.coodabeens.com.au/comp010700.asp
