Dreamtime banner

[fastin bulbous]

I have been racking my small brain, trying to come up with a good..... no the perfect, most apt placard to hold up at the Dreamtime game that honours our indigenous players. My first idea, quickly discarded was a red and black banner with a giant hypodermic needle with ‘drug cheats’ written on it. It was quite appealing but beside the point. Another was ‘pupuni pupuni (good good In Tiwi) double Rioli! But it’s a year too early. And then I thought perhaps trying to ingeniously combine all our indigenous players names in a mind bending pun would be best. i came up with

‘I’ll have a shank of Edwards Served with Marlion, a side of egg Riolis and a shai stack of pure sweet talent please’

it’s not very good

any ideas??

I might hold it up on a small piece of card if anyone can come up with something better.

 

[Djevv]

I just got my tix to 'Dreamtime at the T'

'Shaney E is burning up the T, shanks a pass to just Shai of the 50; he wheels onto the right and snags a Marlion, who turns and snaps a sausage Rioli!'

Richmond Tigers Dreamtime champs 2020!!

Thats not much better.

 

[Quickdraw]

Maybe something that also acknowledges that they are Premiership players.

 

[eZyT]

How about

'get *smile* kevin Sheedy you *smile*' ?

 

[JimJessTorp]

How about

'get *smile* kevin Sheedy you *smile*' ?

That works for the front side - Now the back side could be...

'get *smile* Malcolm Blight you *smile*'

Of course if the placard had four sides (like a cube without the top and bottom) , then you could add...

'get *smile* Steve Hocking you *smile*'

and 'get *smile* Collingwood, Cartoon, Geesook, etc... you are all *smile*ers!'

Whatchareckon?

 

[Quickdraw]

How about

'get *smile* kevin Sheedy you *smile*' ?

Too subtle.

 

[Djevv]

Would this be too politically incorrect?

'We'll shoot you bastards down like 'Darky' did in '42'

https://au.news.yahoo.com/naked-gunner-vets-wwii-bravery-laid-bare-35141761.html

 

[tigerman]

I just got my tix to 'Dreamtime at the T'

'Shaney E is burning up the T, shanks a pass to just Shai of the 50; he wheels onto the right and snags a Marlion, who turns and snaps a sausage Rioli!'

Richmond Tigers Dreamtime champs 2020!!

Thats not much better.

I like it it, perhaps at the beginning of it you could put Egg scrambles the ball to Shaney E.........

 

[Djevv]

I like it it, perhaps at the beginning of it you could put Egg scrambles the ball to Shaney E.........

Or perhaps Marlion snaps and egg & sausage rioli?

 

[eZyT]

How about

'Richmond are way blacker than Essendon'

 

[seven]

"Finger lickin good!"

Picture of Hardwick holdin Vlastuin's finger with chol in the back ground smiling.

 

[Djevv]

‘There’s Shedda, Mar-lion, Shai, Danny and Stack,
They’re our premiership heroes in yellow and black,
They’ll baulk and blind turn you as they glide o’er the turf,
While they bring the proud Bombers with a ‘thud’ down to Earth!’

 

[fastin bulbous]

Steady on Djevv it’s just a small piece of card

 

[fastin bulbous]

I’m liking The *smile* off theme a lot.

 

[Mr T.]

Simple decision and current.... 'Get out of the way Josh!'

 

[Djevv]

Steady on Djevv it’s just a small piece of card

OK how about:

C'mon Marlion, don't be Shai, kick a Stack of Egg and sausage Rioli's!

I think that has them all in.

 

[fastin bulbous]

Don’t know why it posted side ways but this is my current working prototype