Bad ideas. Yours or others, share them around.

[PJ in Osaka]

I got a message from this girl tonight, artist, amature musician, cool as.


She wants to buy a camel. :

And explore the Aussie outback. :-\

By herself.

 

[23.21.159]

Barracking for Richmond.

 

[Brodders17]

I got a message from this girl tonight, artist, amature musician, cool as.


She wants to buy a camel. :

And explore the Aussie outback. :-\

By herself.

been done before.

 

[PJ in Osaka]

I spoke to her, said she should talk a guide. She said "I just wanna go by myself. The desert will be fun."

I'm currently tracking down a copy of Wolfe Creek

 

[Rfc4Ever]

I got a message from this girl tonight, artist, amature musician, cool as.


She wants to buy a camel. :

And explore the Aussie outback. :-\

By herself.

Is she good looking?

Tell her she could take the safer option of riding bareback in the metro area :love

 

[PJ in Osaka]

Yeah she's pretty hot and she's not shy.

 

[Rfc4Ever]

Yeah she's pretty hot and she's not shy.

:hihi

 

[bullus_hit]

I got a message from this girl tonight, artist, amature musician, cool as.


She wants to buy a camel. :

And explore the Aussie outback. :-\

By herself.

It's all code PJ, Freud would have a field day.

Camel = she wants a hump or two
Explore the outback = map of Tassie

 

[PJ in Osaka]

She isn't shy. When I met her she was with her bf, and in front of him asked for my number. But, Freudian analogies aside, she is deadly serious about this. She's not the type to mince words.

 

[TOT70]

Have you told her about Australia’s flying camels yet?

Picture this.

It is dusk, that eerie, silent time at the end of a long day when the sun sets and the cold night approaches. A group of camels is grazing quietly, feeding contentedly near some shiny man-made structures, oblivious to the quiet sounds of the Aussie outback. In the distance there is a growing din as a herd of wild brumbies streaks past, their magnificent manes flapping in the wind, the sunlight reflecting off their glistening bodies, the growing sound of their clapping hooves signalling their approach.

The camels look up to assess whether there is danger in this new cacophony of sound…………just as the Ghan, the powerful train that dissects the country each day, forging forth inexorably on its high-speed journey, barrels through them and sends them hurtling high into the night air.

And for one brief, glorious moment, camels can be seen to fly through the Australian outback.

 

[Michael]

if you buy a camel does it come in plain packaging these days?

 

[Brodders17]

out of interest, what part of the Aussie 'outback' is she referring to? does she know?

 

[Rosy]

I got a message from this girl tonight, artist, amature musician, cool as.


She wants to buy a camel. :

And explore the Aussie outback. :-\

By herself.

I would once have loved to do that myself. Gotta have dreams. There's a lot of water to flow under the bridge of a romantic dream before it eventuates as reality though. Let us know if she actually goes ahead with it. I'd be very interested to follow her journey.

 

[evo]

I spoke to her, said she should talk a guide. She said "I just wanna go by myself. The desert will be fun."

I'm currently tracking down a copy of Wolfe Creek

I had a girlfriend who left me to go and live in a treehouse in the Northern Territory. All she took was the clothes she was wearing and a 22.

Thought no-one could beat me on that. So well done.

 

[Baloo]

Bad Ideas ? Flying in from overseas for my first live Richmond match in 20 odd years. I mean, there was no chance we were going to lose to those duds from Port Adelaide in Darwin, was there.

I hope this year's trip, August against the Lions for my 6yo's first live AFL match ever will be a more joyous occasion (deliberately avoided the blues and pies matches)

 

[Rfc4Ever]

I had a girlfriend who left me to go and live in a treehouse in the Northern Territory. All she took was the clothes she was wearing and a 22.

Thought no-one could beat me on that. So well done.

Where did you meet her? Nimbin??

 

[Michael]

Perhaps a toyota hilux may be more appropriate

 

[BluesBloke]

- Once when I was a child (probably about 7 or 8) I called the old man a big fat *smile* arse hole. (Not a smiling one...I'm sure you get the point). Anyway, he instantly saw red and it wasn't such a good idea after all.

- Once when old man was asleep, I went up and lifted his eyelid.

- Once we were having lunch at the table, and old man needed to get out of his seat to the toilet. The bench was behind me and alas old man couldn't get out unless I moved. I didn't move.

- Once when old man was asleep, I went and slammed the bedroom door.

- Once when I was a child, we were at the shops. Old man said wait in the car for 5 minutes while he went in the bakery. When he came back, I locked him out of the car.

- Once when I was a kid, we went to the carwash (old man was driving) and I opened the door.

- Once I deliberately sneeze in old man's breakfast.

- Once when a family christmas went arse up at the table, I burst into an uncontrollable laughing fit, in front of everyone while a blue was happening.

- Once when old man was having a shower one morning, I turned off the hot water.

- Once when old man was watching TV one evening, I went outside and shut off the power.

 

[tigersnake]

- Once when I was a child (probably about 7 or 8) I called the old man a big fat *smile*ing arse hole. (Not a smiling one...I'm sure you get the point). Anyway, he instantly saw red and it wasn't such a good idea after all.

- Once when old man was asleep, I went up and lifted his eyelid.

- Once we were having lunch at the table, and old man needed to get out of his seat to the toilet. The bench was behind me and alas old man couldn't get out unless I moved. I didn't move.

- Once when old man was asleep, I went and slammed the bedroom door.

- Once when I was a child, we were at the shops. Old man said wait in the car for 5 minutes while he went in the bakery. When he came back, I locked him out of the car.

- Once when I was a kid, we went to the carwash (old man was driving) and I opened the door.

- Once I deliberately sneeze in old man's breakfast.

- Once when a family christmas went arse up at the table, I burst into an uncontrollable laughing fit, in front of everyone while a blue was happening.

- Once when old man was having a shower one morning, I turned off the hot water.

- Once when old man was watching TV one evening, I went outside and shut off the power.

Did your old man barrack for Richmond and you continued this theme? Or was your old man a Carlton supporter and you were exhibiting deep seated resentment at having the same inflicted on you?

 

[tigertim]

- Once when I was a child (probably about 7 or 8) I called the old man a big fat *smile*ing arse hole. (Not a smiling one...I'm sure you get the point). Anyway, he instantly saw red and it wasn't such a good idea after all.

- Once when old man was asleep, I went up and lifted his eyelid.

- Once we were having lunch at the table, and old man needed to get out of his seat to the toilet. The bench was behind me and alas old man couldn't get out unless I moved. I didn't move.

- Once when old man was asleep, I went and slammed the bedroom door.

- Once when I was a child, we were at the shops. Old man said wait in the car for 5 minutes while he went in the bakery. When he came back, I locked him out of the car.

- Once when I was a kid, we went to the carwash (old man was driving) and I opened the door.

- Once I deliberately sneeze in old man's breakfast.

- Once when a family christmas went arse up at the table, I burst into an uncontrollable laughing fit, in front of everyone while a blue was happening.

- Once when old man was having a shower one morning, I turned off the hot water.

- Once when old man was watching TV one evening, I went outside and shut off the power.

So you and your old man are close then I take t?