Dear Rod and Grant,
Just thought I'd give you an update on things down here at the moment. As discussed I've managed to keep us out of the finals again but high enough to avoid a top 4 draft pick. That should be low enough to ensure that Beck finds someone who cant play. You'll be please to know that I don't think they're on to me yet. I've being giving the players rugby balls to train with to ensure their skills dont improve and I've even tried writing a game plan on a whiteboard for the evening news.
I make sure the selection committee dont select the better young players and when they slip one by I endeavour to keep their game time to a minimum so they'll be back at Coburg next week. Your idea of me leaking that memo from Maley was brilliant, nobody even thought to look at me and it seemed to evoke some sympathy from the public.
I am concerned at the moment that a few people seem to be getting wise to the fact that I dont have a clue and am actually a Saints plant to make someone else the laughing stock of the league.
Are you guys and the boys still coming round on Thursday to watch the Footy Show so we can see the looks on their faces when I nominate Houlihan and Pettifer as potential leaders of the RFC?
Yours faithfully
Danny F
Just thought I'd give you an update on things down here at the moment. As discussed I've managed to keep us out of the finals again but high enough to avoid a top 4 draft pick. That should be low enough to ensure that Beck finds someone who cant play. You'll be please to know that I don't think they're on to me yet. I've being giving the players rugby balls to train with to ensure their skills dont improve and I've even tried writing a game plan on a whiteboard for the evening news.
I make sure the selection committee dont select the better young players and when they slip one by I endeavour to keep their game time to a minimum so they'll be back at Coburg next week. Your idea of me leaking that memo from Maley was brilliant, nobody even thought to look at me and it seemed to evoke some sympathy from the public.
I am concerned at the moment that a few people seem to be getting wise to the fact that I dont have a clue and am actually a Saints plant to make someone else the laughing stock of the league.
Are you guys and the boys still coming round on Thursday to watch the Footy Show so we can see the looks on their faces when I nominate Houlihan and Pettifer as potential leaders of the RFC?
Yours faithfully
Danny F
