An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several
years. He had a pond in the next paddock, fixed up nice - picnic
tables, horseshoe courts, and some mango and avocado trees. The pond
was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One
evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a
bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women
aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the
women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old
man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or
make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said,
"I'm here to feed the crocodile." Moral: Old men can still think fast.
years. He had a pond in the next paddock, fixed up nice - picnic
tables, horseshoe courts, and some mango and avocado trees. The pond
was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One
evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a
bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women
aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the
women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old
man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or
make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said,
"I'm here to feed the crocodile." Moral: Old men can still think fast.
