Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one
day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most
beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person
in the world."
They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to
have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously
happy.
"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially
the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and
simply stated, "Who the hell is Camilla Parker Bowles?"
day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most
beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person
in the world."
They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to
have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously
happy.
"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially
the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and
simply stated, "Who the hell is Camilla Parker Bowles?"
