Opposition discussion

[spook]

As we know, Carlton are the Scum, Collingwood are the Filth, and Essington are the Veruca Salts. Tonight, I declare the Scats the Shiteaters.

What collective nouns could we use for the other clubs? Suggestions welcome. Here's a few off the top of the dome:

Adelaide - the Crowcheters (they like to knit)
Brisbane - of course they are the Bears, but I like the Dummies too
Freo - the Shockers, the Dunkers
Gold Coast/GWS - the who gives a *smile*. Also the Black Hole Suns.
Hawthorn - the Dentists (Dingley Dentists if you like alliteration)
Melbourne - the Tankers (also applicable to Carlton), the Cheeseeaters
Norf - the Vagrants, the Bums, the Deros, the Leeches
Poort - the Puffers, the Powderpuffs
St Kilda - the Losers, the Spooners
Sydney - the Ducks, the Swanth
West Coast - ?
Bulldogs - Throwdogs, Chuckducks

 

[Willo]

As we know, Carlton are the Scum, Collingwood are the Filth, and Essington are the Veruca Salts. Tonight, I declare the Scats the Shiteaters.

What collective nouns could we use for the other clubs? Suggestions welcome. Here's a few off the top of the dome:

Adelaide - the Crowcheters (they like to knit)
Brisbane - of course they are the Bears, but I like the Dummies too
Freo - the Shockers, the Dunkers
Gold Coast/GWS - the who gives a *smile*. Also the Black Hole Suns.
Hawthorn - the Dentists (Dingley Dentists if you like alliteration)
Melbourne - the Tankers (also applicable to Carlton), the Cheeseeaters
Norf - the Vagrants, the Bums, the Deros, the Leeches
Poort - the Puffers, the Powderpuffs
St Kilda - the Losers, the Spooners
Sydney - the Ducks, the Swanth
West Coast - ?
Bulldogs - Throwdogs, Chuckducks

Crikey, I hope non of them get offended by any of those names.

 

[Brodders17]

Crikey, I hope non of them get offended by any of those names.

I reckon this lot would be offended. Imagine being compared to North!

Norf - the Vagrants, the Bums, the Deros, the Leeches

 

[spook]

Crikey, I hope non of them get offended by any of those names.

Oh, Willos. Come on, man.